I've received several messages from you ladies asking where in the heck I am, and I'm here to answer those questions:

True to the name of my blog, I am a very, very, very broke woman.
I spend all my money on dog food, cigarettes, and makeup.
I currently do not have a laptop to get my blogs out to you (I'm using my work computer to type this now, shhhhh) so I have been unable to update my blog. Starting hopefully tomorrow or this weekend, my laptop will get fixed and I will be able to update my blog to my heart's desire, which will be a lot.

Thank you so much for being so patient with me, and I'm terribly sorry that I have't been able to update for ya'll.
Just hold on a few more days and I will shower you with posts.

Love ya'll, and thanks again!
See ya' in a few!

xoxo